Good Advice

Ever since Hannah learned that both the front & back aren't called a "butt," she's been very interested in the correct name for the body parts. This led to the following interaction...

I was putting some shorts on after a shower when Hannah came in.

Hannah: "You have to keep your butt safe Daddy. What's that called?"

Daddy: "That's my penis, sweetie."

Hannah: "You gotta save your peanuts Daddy."